This is my first couple pose, and as the name suggests, it is based on the Miss Mystic Dance from The Vampire Diaries. It consists of 3 In-Game poses. What you’ll need:
- Teleport Any Sim Mod (just place two on the same spot)
- Andrew’s Pose Player.
So recently I’ve been learning how to do poses and came up with this. I’m always looking for poses to make portraits of my sims in game, so I wanted to make my own.The model is the founder of my Hayden Legacy, Natalie Hayden.
These are In-Game poses, not CAS poses. I know it’s nothing too fancy, just posting in case someone else wants to use them. I’m planning on doing more in the future.
Protagonist: I need a team of people to help me save the world. I must choose carefully.
NPC: I burned down an orphanage because I was angry at the time but I’m witty and stuff.
Protagonist: You’re hired.
NPC: I agree for some reason.
This might just be an INTJ girl thing, but like, you know what’s really annoying? When guys are trying to talk to you (and you can tell they like you) and all they do is small talk, like oh where are you from? How’s your day been? Do you like it here?… Etc. Like, I know it’s supposed to be polite, but I am seriously going to just answer you with curt, single words/sentences and continue doing whatever you interrupted me from because if you’re going to ask shallow, boring questions, I’m going to give you shallow, boring answers and get back to my stuff. If you want to impress me, show me you have a good sense of humor and that you’re passionate about stuff. Stop being shy and show me that you’re not intimidated by me, and that’ll interest me. Yeah no, nevermind, this is an INTJ girl thing.
THIS IS IMPORTANT
My Sara Ryder.
INTJs normally:
*smacks into literally everything*
*trips over thin air*
*Loses touch with reality and gets lost in their thoughts*
*Mentally checks out of 90% of the conversations*
INTJs suddenly one day:
“Oh my god look at the sky today, it’s such a beautiful shade of blue!”
“I loooveeee the feeling of the wind on my face. Love it.”
“Oooh thunderstorm! Thunderstorms are awesome.”
“Wow the world is so fucking beautiful I should go out more often and appreciate its beauty and learn to live in the moment”
while I’m here:
- aspartame does not give you cancer
- gluten is not bad for you if you’re not allergic/don’t have celiac disease
- superfoods aren’t real, they’re just healthy things with maybe some nicer levels of certain vitamins
- vaccines do not cause autism or really anything else and the chemicals present in them that typically scare you are in such minute amounts that they do precisely fuck-all in your body (we’re talking scales of one part per million)
- you cannot do a cleanse or diet to “rid your body of toxins,” your kidneys and liver have that covered
- GMO foods will not kill you; most genetic crop modification just makes our crops hardier and produce more food (and genetic modification doesn’t inject more chemicals into your food, it’s just minor altering of DNA that is made of the exact same stuff your DNA is made from)
- if you feed your cat a vegan diet I will personally come to your home with the skull of a long-dead predator, point out the shape of its jaw and teeth as indicators of predatory feeding habits, and then beat you with it
I love this
What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.
This is pretty Cool.
I’m going to stare at this animation until my brain learns how to do it right.
The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.
this is just a normal waffle house
there is a bloody handprint on the door
There is somethung under the counter with the cups
A normal waffle house
I love the skull in the cup, the bloody handprint on the restrooms, the monster under the counter, the eyeball on the blind man’s plate, the blood dripping from the pie, the tentacle sliding away past the bar stools, the fact that the woman grabbing the child has a tentacle for an arm… the blind man looks like he might have gills (I’m getting a weird “American Gothic” meets “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” vibe from him). Hell! There might even be something wrong with the face of the man at the bar, about three stools down.
What I love the most is the fact that while all the perspective lines are straight, none of them go towards a single focal point. They converge on an area around the shoulder of the man looking down at the pie, but they all miss each other. It creates this slightly disorienting but still cohesive image, while drawing attention to the open ceiling and the man looking at the pie – which have no disturbing qualities. Only as your vision spirals out in search of more information do you start to feel that something is off. A-grade work, masterfully done. Who’s the artist?
http://jeffleejohnson.deviantart.com/art/Blue-Plate-Special-661961724
The work is “Blue Plate Special” by Jeff Lee Johnson, apparently. His deviantart is linked above.
The image is of surprisingly high resolution – zooming in makes it possible to read the text in the book – if you can read cursive that is. I…. cant.
Also BLIND man READING the paper
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